Funny Stuff

THINGS YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY

# Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
# Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
# Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
# Ya’ know… there’s big money in kidneys… and this guy’s got two of ‘em.
# Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
# Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
# Damm! There go the lights again…
# What’s this doing here?
# That’s cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
# Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
# Sterile, schemerle. The floor’s clean, right?
# What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change?
# OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
# This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
# Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.
# Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
# Isn’t this the guy with the really lousy insurance?

Diet Features

You may notice on the right hand side of your screen, just above the history, there’s a new section there regarding food intake. I’ve decided I want to be more accountable for what I eat since I don’t tend to eat all that well.

I figured this is a good way to be held accountable for my bad habits. I’m not sure how I’ll be held accountable but having to type out what I eat in a day will probably make me realize and be more aware of the food I’m putting into my body. That and it is kind of embarassing.

Alive

And kickin’. Went back to the doctor on Tuesday b/c my hand was not feeling better; got a new, stronger dose of anti-inflammatories which are helping. Back at work, not much has changed. Coworker is still mothering me but I barely listen to her now. Had a workplace ergonomic assessment and was told there wasn’t much wrong with my station. Have to go to physiotherapy for my hand and ordered a new mouse pad with a cushy gel rest.

Get paid tomorrow. No money. Have to use up what’s in the fridge and freezer for food until next pay day. No fun. Shouldn’t have bought the car. Or the camera. One or the other.

Looking for a second job. Hard to find with my hours. Everyone wants evening help. I need morning work.

*sigh*

10 Years

Where will you see yourself in ten years?

Me? At the moment I’m possibly counting on dead. If this is as good as life gets, I think I’d like to pull the plug; the water’s gotten a little cold already.

I’m bitter.
I’m depressed.
And I’m off work for a week due to injury.
And I have enough pain killers to do some damage (I won’t, don’t be fretting).

This is going to be a fun week (not).

I could seriously use some of that “disappear off the face of the Earth” dust all these missing persons seem to have found.

My Disorder

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid:	Low
Schizoid:	Low
Schizotypal:	High
Antisocial:	Low
Borderline:	Low
Histrionic:	Moderate
Narcissistic:	Low
Avoidant:	High
Dependent:	Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive:	Moderate
– Personality Disorder Test – – Personality Disorder Information –

Rant

Learn to use the @#*$&^% Dictaphone properly!

/rant

Pictures from today

Some pictures from today. All that has been done to them is resized and a few have been auto layered a bit I think. I can’t really remember. Anyways, I took a whole bunch but these are the only ones I’m satisfied with. Got lots of me too but those didn’t turn out nice. Or.. at least I don’t think so. LOL

*Click on the pictures to see them a bit larger*

Name That Disease

I rock at stuff like this.

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Rate My Life

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:	6
Mind:	5.2
Body:	5.2
Spirit:	5.9
Friends/Family:	3.8
Love:	1.4
Finance:	7.6
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Overheard

Woman holding inhaler: So I just cock it and suck on it?

Nurse: You might not want to put it just that way.

Me: *snicker*